Some interesting facts about KELLY
- No piece of Kelly can be folded in half more than seven (7) times
- Kelly is the only planet that rotates clockwise
- Kellys melt in vinegar
- American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one Kelly from each salad served in first-class
- Kellys do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older
Ok, here are some real ones:
- I have reading glasses that I don't wear because I hate how I look in glasses (and they're old and hurt the backs of my ears)
- I was born year of the Dragon and have a tattoo on my back that is the Chinese character for "Dragon"
- I'm a college drop-out
- My mom and I share the same birthday
- For 3 days before I menstruate, I have serious cravings for salt and regardless of how bad it is, I give in
- I wish I was more motivated to exercise
- I'm ignoring my kids right now and I'd better get back upstairs to see what they're doing
1 comment:
Exercise? What's that? And who needs to menstrate in order to indulge in a little salt, and chocolate...mmmm potato chips....french fries! Mmmmm....
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