Monday, August 13, 2007

Risque Doesn't Live Here

Driving past a lingerie store the other night, I made a comment of how I used to shop there when I lived out in that city, years ago. Of course, I failed to mention that all I ever bought was panties and pajamas.

Adam responded "So, when are you going to start wearing that stuff?".

Me: "What do you mean? Lingerie? Like the sexy kind?".

A: "Yeah. Or are you just going to keep wearing that dirty wife-beater?".

For the record, the so-called dirty wife-beater is actually a cream-coloured tank top that is part of a pajama set, thank-you-very-much. Because it's cream, he thinks it looks like a man's sweaty wife-beater.

Coincidentally (or not really), my girl QC is planning on a boudoir photo shoot. She asked if I'd ever do it. My answer? A flat out no way. I have nothing sexy to wear!

No, really - I just don't see myself as sexy in the least, and I honestly don't think I could ever pull it off. It just ain't happening. No photographer will ever capture that because it's just not there. And I don't photograph well even fully-clothed - it would just be worse without.

Maybe I'll reconsider after I get the girls all fixed up and re-perkified.

11 comments:

Gingers Mom said...

Risque skipped my house too. Dan would love it if I got decked out in something scandalous. All I would be able to think about is how it makes my post partum sharpei stick out even more. No thanks! Good on QC!!!! I wish I had it in me. When I am trying to be sexy I just come off looking like I am having a ceasure.

For the record Kelly - you photograph really well. Honestly.

Anonymous said...

yeah, coincidentally, i told john last night i was going to put on my sexy corset with stockings and the works... but after putting hannah to sleep, i didn't feel sexy enough to put it on.... i had one large boob and one deflated boob after she nursed on it! you know what i mean! oh, i felt riqsue because i went to intro pole dancing with my two girlfriends on sunday, it was sooooo fun!

Miss Kelly said...

Haha - I love it Nomayne! One deflated boob - I totally remember that!

QueenieCarly said...

It's interesting that you say you don't feel sexy. I don't know that I necessarily do either, but it's kind of like it's become a little hobby of mine. The more I work on it, the more I like it, the more I like it, the better feedback I get, the more I work on it.

Don't worry, I'll make sure you get a copy of my boudoir debut. One for your living room.

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